ANIMAL FARM

The First Harvest

 

Beasts of England! Our first harvest free of the oppressive yoke of humankind has turned out spectacularly! We the pigs have assumed leadership of Animal Farm due to our greater intellect, and I daresay that the choice of our comrades in selecting us to command has been most excellent. We harvested 20% more hay than Farmer Jones and his ilk could ever hope to harvest, all with implements made for two-legged creatures. Animal Farm is a great success, I say; we can harvest more efficiently; we can harvest more, and thus we can do more!

The parasitical humans have left and so we find ourselves in bliss, with more food to eat and more leisure time, to simply enjoy our independence.

At this rate, we foresee a bright future comrades, very bright indeed…