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ANIMAL FARM

The Battle of the Cowshed

 

Beasts of England, today was a day marked by struggle, but we have triumphed! The heinous Farmer Jones returned today, in an attempt to turn the proud beasts of Animal Farm back into slaves. Needless to say, they were once more beaten off by our heroes. Of particular bravery were Snowball, whose studying of the tactics of war helped us strategize against the stupid, unorganized humans, and Boxer, who once again fought valiantly. Beasts of England, I ask you, did you ever doubt that we would win? Our leadership is unmatched! Four legs good, two legs bad! For the proof, look only to the events of today.

 

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